hello hello how are you
wake up the sun is bright
the sun is shining down on your face
down the curtains and into your room
and into the mirror
hello hello how are you
turn on the television
the television says hello
says good morning
says shoes have a new trend
hello hello how are you
buy the new shoes
buy the new trend
buy an easier way to ‘shape your calves’
buy a way to cheat the system
hello hello how are you
a shorter system means more time
time to dawdle and dwindle
time for self-loathing
time for more make-up.
MY FIRST LUCID DREAM!! at least one i can remember
- camp out of about 40~50 people (it was a lot basically)
- in the middle of a forest right next to a river (kinda like that one outlet in yosemite where i almost drowned momgfshd)
- i think they’re all outlaws? or something. oppressive gov’t or they’re doing something really stupid with a new stupid law or something and the group’s just people doing the right thing wrongly idek
- a new guy joins the group (there have been more people joining every day)
- then when it’s starting to get dark gov’t copters spot them and rain hell on the people trying to capture as many as possible and a lot get caught (including this old lady that looks a lot like the gma from tsuritama idek if she has a name kgjfdjh)
- THEN THIS IS WHERE I REALIZE I AM ASLEEP BECAUSE WOW THINGS WERE GETTING REALLY FUCKING INTENSE AND I ASK MYSELF HOW DID I EVEN GET IN THIS SHIT AND IT TURNS OUT I DIDNT CUZ IM DREAMING
- the new guy stands up (im thinking dinozzo from ncis???)
- he admits he’s from the gov’t sent to track us down and send in our location but he’s switching alliances because he heard the group’s opinion and whaddaya know he agrees (also the tsuritama gma was his gma and now hes got a lil revenge to exact)
- but BAM it turns out that another aircraft finds the camp of a substantially smaller group of people (im thinking 20ish)
- they dont try to capture us this time cuz were already surrounded and now they’re walking us to a savannahish place???
- the only reason i know this is because there are elephants and dry grass because fuck there were parking lots and starbucks and modern stuff like that just off to the side
- the guy who’s my escort is wayne from whose line so naturally i see him as a GOOF and he tries running through the elephants but gives up and tells me to go
- naturally: FREAK OUT AND NO…… because now imagining the giantass tusks goin through me like it was nothing kfhskd
- so i RUN AWAY to a filipino restaurant which from hands on experience i know is always full (and it was)
- i find a few old classmates in there and i sit inbetween them and their families so i am surrounded by tons of people
- the guys after me were most likely trying to kill me now idfk dont ask but once they see me with tons of unrelated people they back off and wait for me to leave
- but also from personal experience i know the parents of these friends would always invite me over to their house which i would GLADLY ACCEPT
- aside i tell my friends that i am being hunted down and i ask if it’s ok to hide out in their house until my dad comes home (because i know my mom and sis are already dead ok)
- they look at each other and i hide my face because “wow that was a bit too much of me to ask huh”
- they say yeah okay why not we dont want you to die that’d be p bad
- so we’re starting to make a plan as to what i’ll do when i’m in there as in hide in the clothes hamper until my dad starts coming home to which they’ll take me to the freeway exit, cover me in the dry bush in an inconspicuous way and ill just jump in the car with him when he exits the freeway
- we stay there for like another hour or two after we’re done eating because FILIPINOS and then it’s go time
- i wake up because wow fuck this it’s too intense and my dog is bothering me
the only thing i tried changing was the food i’d order and the people i would see because w/e u lucid dream ur mind tries to kick you out by some sort of way (the most popular is killing you) WHICH BECAME MORE EVIDENT THE MORE I TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM IT the end
TT: John.
TT: I copulated with a man who does not have male genitals.
TT: Is it safe to say I’ve been literally mindfucked?
girls down!
kuffy idk what the guys even look like omfg we have half of brad but thats it???
oh whoa wait what if
the 7 kids didnt see each other either like they were totally invisible to the entire world except the guy bringin em together
which would pose a problem for the twins and also these two friends and the guy would have to like play messenger the whole time omg
